Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pickup Lines

Are these charming Pokemon figures appealing to the boys or girls you care about? To start a conversation with them, use Pokemon pickup lines. Keep in mind that some of these Pokemon pickup lines are clean, while others may be a little shady.

Enjoy and hope that these goofy pokemon themes devour sayings help you “capture” the boy or girl’s heart.

I’ve made a list of some of the cutest, funny, and dirty pokemon pick-up lines to ask someone to show your intentions while also impressing them in this article. 

What Are Pokemon Pick Up Lines?

Pokemon Pick Up lines are pick-up lines based on cute Pokemon characters.

Using these lines can help you flirt or impress your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend if they’re a pokemon fan.

If you can find some common ground and their interests and communicate those, you can quickly raise their interests.

Your crush will be wowed by these Pokemon Pick Up lines which will quickly make them fall in love with you.

Cute Pokemon Pick Up Lines 

Cute Pokemon pickup lines

1. Is it possible that you’re a Pikachu? Because you’re shockingly attractive.

2. You’ll always be my number one, just like Bulbasaur.

3. You would be my Nidoqueen if I were a Nidoking.

4. I think I’m going to need a paralyze heal since you’re so stunning.

5. Since I’m attracted to you, you must be a Magnemite.

6. I wish I were EXEGUTTOR so I could stare at you with more eyes.

7. Rose are red, Violets are blue, If I had only one I’d catch you.

8. You may have to catch them all, but I only have to catch you.

9. Hello, Beautifly, you’re really stunning tonight

10. You must be familiar with Earthquake since your smile makes me tremble.

11. Is it true that you’re a RARE CANDY? Because I Feel A Level-Up.

12. My love for you shines as brightly as the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.

13. You’re more famous than Mew’s Entei. But, out of a million people, I pick you.

14. My Attack seems to have suddenly decreased. It had to be your Charm, I’m sure.

15. You must be familiar with Tail Whip. Because your attractiveness makes me powerless.

16. Would you mind if I call you Cinderella? I’m Prince Charmander, and I’m here to serve you.

17. You’re ONIX-pectedly stunning!

18. The sea is brimming with fish. You, on the other hand, are my Golden Magikarp.

19. You’ve managed to Weedle your way into my heart.

20. My love for you flames like a swift Rapidash, and I’ll stick by your side like Misty and Ash.

21. Hold onto my everstone because you are beautiful just the way you are.

 22. It would be pure BLISSEY-ing if I had you.

23. I threw away my escape rope to lose myself in your eyes.

24. Do you know who Dig is? Because you’ve simply dug your way right to the core of my heart.

25. My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it appears that we have a bright future ahead of us.

26. Do you know how to use Flash? Because your grin has the power to light up even the darkest caves

27. Do you want to go Pokemon catching tonight? I’d like to catch a Pikachu (peek-at-chu)

28. Be my HM move because I never want to forget you.

29. I’m in desperate need of awakening since I’ve just met the girl of my dreams.

30. You’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category in a Pokemon Contest.”

Funny Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Funny Pokemon Pickup Lines

If you want to flirt with a Pokemon fan, you should normally ask her funny questions, and the following dirty Pokemon pick-up lines are always a solid option.

1. You must be familiar with Gust because you completely blew me away.

2. Do you want to add your phone number to my PokeNav database?

3. I’d need an Ice Heal just to hang out with you because you’re so cool.

4. Do you think you’re a Flareon? You’re a sexy fox, after all.

5. I’m similar to a Ditto. I’ll be anybody or whatever you want me to be.

6. I’m wondering if you used CONFUSE RAY because you’re making me dizzy.

7. In the sea, there are many Magikarp, but I’m seeking a Gyarados like y

8. I’ll give you the Antidote if you come out with me.

9. You’re my sort of poison, whether you’re koffing or weezing.

10. Why don’t you utilize REST to allow me to sleep with you?😉

11. Your smile is sweeter than sweet berries.

12. Do you know sword dance? Your moves are supereffective on me.

13. Your grin gleams like a Hyperbeam. We’d form a fantastic team, just like Jesse and James.

14. You’re the reason Tentacool has a “cool” factor.

Dirty Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pokemon Pickup Lines

1. Do you want to fight? Because my balls are ready to go!

2. You appear to be the ideal POKEGO Daddy for me.

3. I wish I was a Magikarp so I could slam you with SPLASH!

4. You turn me into an RY-HORNY!

5. By the time I’m done with you, you’re going to need a HYPER POTION.

6. Do you want to have some fun with my Poke Balls?

7. Do you want to Spoink, beautiful?

8. Why don’t we follow in Charmander’s footsteps and light your bed fire tonight?

9. My bulba soars when I look at your ass.

10. Because you’re a lovely fox, darling, I think you’re a flareon.

11. I’d want to eat your Cloyster.

12. I’m just trying to get it into your wooper.

13. I’m not going to use my Poke-Dex to track down YOUR Ghastly.

14. Is that a Sudowoodo you’ve got in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

15. My Metapod used Harden after I saw you, girl.

16. Do you want me to squirtle you, right?

17. Do you want to take a ride on my Em-pole?

18. I enjoy drawing parallels to Smeargle… I’m pretty skilled with a paintbrush.

19. Baby, I’ve got Master balls.

20. I prepared MOO-MOO MILK for you, but I forgot to utilize my Milktank.

21. If I were a Clairefairy, I’d slap that ass twice.

22. I’m interested in seeing your Squirtle squirt.

23. StarMiE and starYU are together. Do you understand what I’m saying?

24. My Pokeballs are QUICK in your mouth.

25. I’m a Mismagius, baby. I’ll fulfill all of your craziest fantasies.

26. We’re lucky we’re not electrodes because we might set off an explosion tonight.

27. Could you please give me a SMOOCHUM?

28. Would you want to give my Pokeballs a coat of rock polish?

29. Do you want to look inside my ball bag?

30. I’ve heard Meowth isn’t the only naughty pussy in town.

31. I wish you and I were both Weedles, so we could create a Kakuna together and evolve together.

32. Do you have a look at my master balls? I heard you can’t get away from them.

33. Do you wanna play with my Pokeflute, chokorita?

34. Do you mind if I Squirtle in your Meowth?

35. My Lickitung has the ability to reach beyond than you can think!

36. Can I use my sunkern to fertilize you?

37. My Shellder wants to cling to the tail of your Slowpoke!

38. You’d be a Squirtle if you were a Pokemon since you made me wet!

39. I’m like a Geodude when I’m around you. It’s as hard as a rock!

40. I’d absolutely use a master ball on you if I had one.

41. I, too, evolve at night, just like Umbreon.

42. Do you want to see my Poli-wag, baby?

43. Do you want to LICKILICKY my sticky ickiness?

44. My Gyarados is large enough for you to ride it at any time of day or night.

45. You must be a stunning young lady. Because I’d like to put my Onix in your Cloyster.

46. Why don’t you and I return to my gym and compete naked?

47. The name is cock…er, brock…wait, did I say that correctly?

48. Squirtle isn’t the only one that knows how to use a water pistol. 😉

49. I’d like to fill you with my Seeds.

50. It’s a good thing I’m a Pokémon trainer since your Jigglypuffs are in good hands with me!

51. Are you a native of Hoenn? Because, as far as I can tell, you’re the only HO.

52. How would you like me to bind you to my bed with my Onix?

53. This Shellder wants to cling to your Slowpoke’s tail, sweetie!

54. I have the ability to make your Milktanks moo.

55. I’m interested in visiting your rock tunnel.

56. I’d like to smear HONEY all over your Forretress.

57. My Diglett is drawn to your SWEET SMELL.

58. Do you know you literally gave me a Cubone

59. I’d be an Erectabuzz right now if I were a Pokemon.

60. Oh, my goodness! Something has definitely evolved in my pants!1. Do you want to fight? Because my balls are ready to go!

You appear to be the ideal POKEGO Daddy for me.

I wish I was a Magikarp so I could slam you with SPLASH!

You turn me into an RY-HORNY!

By the time I’m done with you, you’re going to need a HYPER POTION.

Do you want to have some fun with my Poke Balls?

Do you want to Spoink, beautiful?

Why don’t we follow in Charmander’s footsteps and light your bed fire tonight?

My bulba soars when I look at your ass.

Because you’re a lovely fox, darling, I think you’re a flareon.

I’d want to eat your Cloyster.

I’m just trying to get it into your wooper.

I’m not going to use my Poke-Dex to track down YOUR Ghastly.

Is that a Sudowoodo you’ve got in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

My Metapod used Harden after I saw you, girl.

Do you want me to squirtle you, right?

Do you want to take a ride on my Em-pole?

I enjoy drawing parallels to Smeargle… I’m pretty skilled with a paintbrush.

Baby, I’ve got Master balls.

I prepared MOO-MOO MILK for you, but I forgot to utilize my Milktank.

If I were a Clairefairy, I’d slap that ass twice.

I’m interested in seeing your Squirtle squirt.

StarMiE and starYU are together. Do you understand what I’m saying?

My Pokeballs are QUICK in your mouth.

I’m a Mismagius, baby. I’ll fulfill all of your craziest fantasies.

We’re lucky we’re not electrodes because we might set off an explosion tonight.

Could you please give me a SMOOCHUM?

Would you want to give my Pokeballs a coat of rock polish?

Do you want to look inside my ball bag?

I’ve heard Meowth isn’t the only naughty pussy in town.

I wish you and I were both Weedles, so we could create a Kakuna together and evolve together.

Do you have a look at my master balls? I heard you can’t get away from them.

Do you wanna play with my Pokeflute, chokorita?

Do you mind if I Squirtle in your Meowth?

My Lickitung has the ability to reach beyond than you can think!

Can I use my sunkern to fertilize you?

My Shellder wants to cling to the tail of your Slowpoke!

You’d be a Squirtle if you were a Pokemon since you made me wet!

I’m like a Geodude when I’m around you. It’s as hard as a rock!

I’d absolutely use a master ball on you if I had one.

I, too, evolve at night, just like Umbreon.

Do you want to see my Poli-wag, baby?

Do you want to LICKILICKY my sticky ickiness?

My Gyarados is large enough for you to ride it at any time of day or night.

You must be a stunning young lady. Because I’d like to put my Onix in your Cloyster.

Why don’t you and I return to my gym and compete naked?

The name is cock…er, brock…wait, did I say that correctly?

Squirtle isn’t the only one that knows how to use a water pistol. 😉

I’d like to fill you with my Seeds.

It’s a good thing I’m a Pokémon trainer since your Jigglypuffs are in good hands with me!

Are you a native of Hoenn? Because, as far as I can tell, you’re the only HO.

How would you like me to bind you to my bed with my Onix?

This Shellder wants to cling to your Slowpoke’s tail, sweetie!

I have the ability to make your Milktanks moo.

I’m interested in visiting your rock tunnel.

I’d like to smear HONEY all over your Forretress.

My Diglett is drawn to your SWEET SMELL.

Do you know you literally gave me a Cubone

I’d be an Erectabuzz right now if I were a Pokemon.

Oh, my goodness! Something has definitely evolved in my pants!

Conclusion

There you have it, Pokémon fans! You’re all set to go out and have some Poke-love with your friends and families that share the same passion for the Pokemon as you do!

Remember that these pick-up lines will only work on true Pokémon fans who are familiar with the movie/internal show’s gags and characters.

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