Mexican Jokes

Mexican Jokes

Many of you may have heard about Juan or other Mexican jokes on Reddit, Twitter, or Facebook. 

Mexican jokes are everywhere, and they are absolutely hilarious.

I can’t imagine a world without Taco Bell nor Tequila, or Juan, and Mexican jokes tie them all together. 

As a result, we’ve compiled a list of best Mexican jokes to make your day filled with laughter.

So without further ado, Let’s laugh together as Juan.

Funny Mexican Jokes

Funny Mexican Jokes

How come there aren’t any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don’t work in the future, either.

Why do Mexicans avoid the cold? They are afraid of ICE (Immigrations and Customs Enforcement)

3 Mexicans tried to cross the border, but only 2 got through. Why? There was a sign that said no tres passing.

What do you call a Mexican who transitions? Señor Rita

What is Santa Claus called in Mexico? Hohohosé

2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.

Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.

What is the difference between a notebook and a Mexican? A notebook has paper.

What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican? French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola.

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

How do you call a relaxed Mexican? MexiCALM

What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours

The uber driver was Mexican and didn’t speak any English. The whole way was guac-ward.

Why do Mexicans get sick easily? Because they are ill-legal immigrants.

Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.

Why do Mexicans walk into every place as they own it? They probably built it or work cleaning it.

What’s a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.

The cops ask a Mexican to prove he is American so he starts singing: “Joseeee can you seeeee”.

Why don’t Mexicans pass geography? They don’t know where to draw the border between Mexico and USA.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed.

What is a Mexican slut called? María Hoesé

What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.

How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a Mexican whose car was stolen? Carlos.

What is something you want to hear at Christmas But not in a Mexican prison? Jesus loves you.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks.

Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master? Because he had a locomotive.

The teacher told his Mexican student to turn in his essay. To which he replied, “Nah, man. I ain’t no snitch.”

What do you call a family of Mexican-American robots? Tex Mechs.

What do you call a Mexican space chicken? Apollo.

What sound does a Mexican duck make? Guac.

What is Sherlock Holmes Favorite Mexican dish? Case Ideas.

My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication. It’s for Hispanic attacks.

What Mexican dessert are children scared of? El Chupacobbler.

What would you call Cyborg if he was Mexican? Cyborge.

What do you call a rich Mexican? Jeff Pesos.

A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.

Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.

Mexican Jokes With Juan

Mexican Jokes With Juan

That Mexican movie es Juanderful

A Mexican man was struck through the chest with a golf ball. They called it a hole in Juan.

I watched a singles match between two Mexican fighters the other day. It was Juan-on-Juan.

There is a Mexican party. EveryJuan will be there.

The best part of the Mexican zoo was the penJuans.

I won a tutu in a charity draw at my daughter’s ballet school. My Mexican friend entered as well. Juan won one tutu too.

The last man alive will be Mexican — He’ll be the only Juan left.

What are the chances of winning the Mexican lottery? Juan in a million.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

What is the best way to pay in Mexico? With a Juan-time payment.

Did you hear about the new Marvel hero? He’s a Mexican guy that can clone himself. I think he’s called Juan Division.

Mexican and African jokes are all pretty much the same. Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal.

What do you call a house with a Mexican and American ghost? A Juan-Ted house.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan.

I can’t stand it when my Mexican friend is late. I wait for no Juan.

Cheesy Mexican Food Jokes

Cheesy Mexican Jokes With Food

Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer.

What do you call it when you throw Mexican food at a high velocity? Fa-yeet-a.

What Mexican snack do you eat at night? Quesanoches.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite book? Tequila Mockingbird.

How do you discuss something with a Mexican? You TACO-ver it

This Mexican place is awesome. It’s nachos another restaurant.

What do you call a Mexican / Soul Food Restaurant? Nacho Mama’s.

This Mexican guy won’t stop talking to me. I said “I’m nacho friend” but he doesn’t taco seriously.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

“We could make a road trip to Mexico, you avocadon’t you?”

My Mexican girlfriend makes delicious quesadillas. Cheese is a great cook

I said at a Mexican restaurant “My quesadilla has too much cheese”. Then the waiter said, “O-Que, so that’s the way it is supposed to be”.

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife? Tequila.

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